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The Streets
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It Was Supposed To Be So Easy
作词:Mike Skinner 作曲:Mike Skinner
It was supposed to be so easy...
Just take back the DVD Withdraw that extra money Tell mum I wouldn't be back for tea Then grab my savings and hurry
So first to get the film back in time To avoid that big fine I had to do a fast hill climb But I fast declined
But I flew a bit quick Arms like a lunatic I had to stop for a few ticks I started feeling sick
Got to the video shop in a state But chuffed it wouldn't be late Only when he flicked open the case I'd left the disc at my place
(Chorus) Today I have achieved absolutely nought In just being out of the house I've lost out If I'd wanted to end up with more now I should've just stayed in bed like I know how
So I failed on the DVD But I still had to get the money Tell mum I couldn't make tea Get the savings and then hurry
Rushing to the cash machine Still a bit mashed and lean And of course the mandatory car drives by And splashes me
Get there the queue's outrageous Lady's taking ages My rage is blowing gauges How long's it take to validate your wages?
At last my turn comes Press the fifty squid button
Insufficient funds
(Chorus) Today I have achieved absolutely nought In just being out of the house I've lost out If I'd wanted to end up with more now I should've just stayed in bed like I know how
So I've failed on the DVD Couldn't withdraw any money But I still had to call mum Get the savings and then hurry
So to call my mum so that 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 I could tell her I can't go and that At least I remembered my phone man I didn't know her number off hand
Where's my phone, have I got it? Oh this is a crock of shit I lost the fucking thing Oh here it is in my pocket
But the battery's nearly flat Got to call quick snap Oh shit The battery is flat
(Chorus) Today I have achieved absolutely nought In just being out of the house I've lost out If I'd wanted to end up with more now I should've just stayed in bed like I know how
So I've failed on the DVD Couldn't withdraw any money Or call mum about tea I'd have to get the savings and hurry
But where was the money? I knew I'd left it on the... Side next to the telly This is not even funny
I'd left it in the living room Ready to pick up as soon As I pass through On the way out to the rendezvous
So the shoebox full of money Just disappearing from me Was not what I call funny A grand don't come for free
(Chorus) Today I have achieved absolutely nought In just being out of the house I've lost out If I'd wanted to end up with more now I should've just stayed in bed like I know how
Oi Soaked the bone in me jeans Do you want me to stop? I imagine me mum's weeping right now A thousand pounds you swore, that I left on the table this morn Has simply disappeared right before my eyes, his eyes and yours And I'm a thousand pounds poorer Hundred thousand pennies, no more A thousandth of a million squid or 2 wonkies or a whole fifty scores Gone Withdrawn from my life The money is no more for sure
It was supposed to be so easy...
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