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Teddy And The Frat Girls
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I Wanna Be A Man
(Indescipherable foreign accent) Is everybody ready? Hans? Johann? Heidi? Let's go, everybody.
I'm sorry I'm a girl, and not a man. Then I could come all the time, in the palm of my precious little hand.
Get drunk in the bars, and act like a klutz. It really wouldn't matter. I'd be too stupid to be nuts.
(Chorus) I Wanna Be a Man So I can stink. A big, tough guy. I'm sick of pink.
And if I was a man, I could tell lots of lies About all the girls I've fucked. Just like all of you guys.
I'd be self-sufficent. And I wouldn't need another. But if I got a little boo-boo. I'd go running back to my mother.
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And if I was a man, I'd always be hot. Wouldn't matter what I fucked, Just as long as it's got a twat.
I'd just rip off her pants, 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 And fuck her, 1, 2, 3. How did this stinking cunt, Have the luck to find me. (Ooo!)
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And if I was a man, I could piss anywhere. Piss on your wrist, you sonofabitch. When you're a man, you don't care.
I could fuck any time, and be hard as a rock. Spend my life worrying about the size of my teeny little cock.
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And if I was a man, All you sluts would give me head. (I'd) Get my rocks off, then I'd kick you out of bed.
Be tackless and boring, with nauseating breath. I'd be a worthless piece of shit From birth until death. (Everybody!)
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(Everybody sing)
(Chorus repeated in background)
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