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Adam Sandler
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The Adventures Of The Cow
'And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch'
[Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] [Cow:]Moo
'And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground'
[Plane sounds] [M1:]Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it [Cow:]Moo [Ripcord sounds] [Cow:]Moo,mrr [Parachute opens] [Cow:]Moow [Thud]
'And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries'
[Cow opening paper bag] [Cow:]Moo,moo [Car screeches, and turns back around] [Cow:]Mrr
'And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim'
[Cow walking towards pool, big splash] [Cow:]Moo [Crowd cheering] [Cow:]Mrr,mrr [Underwater moo]
'And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on'
[F1:]Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you [Cow:]Moo [F1:]Uh uh uh, you can't touch that [Cow:]Moo [Bouncer:]Keep your hands off the girl [Cow:]Moo [Bouncer:]Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave [Cow:]Moo [M2:]Hey watch it cow
'And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call'
[Tennis ball being hit] [Farmer:]That was out [Cow:]Moo [Farmer:]Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out [Cow:]Moo [Farmer:]By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out [Cow:]Moo [Farmer:]Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out [Cow:]Mrr [Farmer:]You cannot see from that angle [Cow:]Moo
'And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke'
[Phone rings, cow picks it up] [Farmer:]Hello may I speak to the cow [Cow:]Moo [Farmer:]Hi, I'm a famous actor [Cow:]Moo [Farmer:]Oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me [Cow:]Moo [Farmer:]Why don't I make reservations? [Cow:]Moo [Farmer:]And why don't I tell you my real name? farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle [Cow:]Mrr [Farmer:]Take that fatty [Cow:]Mrr [Slams down phone]
'And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle'
[Car sounds] [Farmer:]Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. [Car hits farmer] [Farmer:]Oooh [Cow:]Mooooooooooooo
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