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Seth MacFarlane
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All Cartoons are F**kin' Dicks
On Monday I had drink with Barney Rubble We hit a couple divey little bars We noticed there was a lovely lady Sitting at the table next to ours
Now Barney, who was pretty freakin' wasted Got up and stumbled over with a groan He said, Hey just between us, My neaderthalic penis is as massive as a stegasaurus bone!
All cartoons are fuckin' dicks They get their kicks from being pricks It's a quirk we just can't fix 'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks
Did Barney really say that? Oh yeah, he is a bastard. Wow And he, an he really does not give a damnabout the feelings of women And uh, it's sad, it's really sad. Well, you think that's bad, listen to this. One day I met an ape of great charisma Magilla the gorilla was his name He wore a little hat and matching bowtie A fashion which has brought him great acclaim I said, what do you see as your career peek, Of all your many flashy escapades? He said, well this is funky, but you're looking at the monkey who's responable for bringing you the AIDS!
All cartoons are fuckin' dicks They get their kicks from being pricks It's a quirk we just can't fix 'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks
So he's the culprit I say, that is just awful Okay, okay, listen to this little gem. I had a conversation at a party With famous rabbit hunter Elmer Fudd He told me I just had to see his rifle And dropped it on the table with a thud I said to him, It's quite a lovely firearm He told me his fiance likes it too He said, This may be corny, But it really gets me horny when I press it to her temple while we screw.
All cartoons are fuckin' dicks They get their kicks from being pricks It's a quirk we just can't fix 'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dickss
Ah, God, that is one sick bastard. Ew, you're not kidding. Yeah, that, uh, that kinda stuff is against the law too, I think. Well, I got one that's even worse than that. On Friday night I went to get some candy Some soda and some chips and other stuff Along the way I passed a little alley And there I saw that K-9 called McGruff I said to him, Hey, you're that famous crime dog! He said, I only work from nine to five And now it's close to tenish and I've got a job to finish 'cause as you can see, this hooker's still alive.
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That's awful! Ew, imagine McGruff beating up hookers He is a dick. He is a dick. Yes, yes, he's a nasty cartoon, but I can top that. Listen to this One day as I was strolling through the forest I happened on some mushroom covered turf And there from underneath a patch of fungus Emerged the one and only Papa Smurf He said, This is our secret mushroom village I said, Then I'm the first to see these views? He said, I'm only kidden, 'cause we only keep it hidden from the Asians, Arabs, faggots, blacks, and Jews
All cartoons are fuckin' dicks They get their kicks from being pricks It's a quirk we just can't fix 'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks
That Papa Smurf sounds like a monster! Oh, he's a dirty, nasty racist and a bigot and homophobe And you know what I did when I got home? What? I called up Gargamel and I told him where the village is! That's sweet Can I go next? Of course, sweetie! One day I met a- Holy crap! Look who's here, its Jason Alexander! Hey, Cartoon-haters! But, but I was supposed to go next! Quiet, honey! Mr. Alexander wants to talk! I couldn't help overhearing what you were talking about and I agree Cartoons are real fuckin' assholes! Yeah, that's sorta what we've been trying to communicate Well, get a load of this! He said load! I know! I heard! I once met Scooby-Doo at a premiere bash He looked a little haggard and he stunk He said, The trouble started last December When Daphne made a pass while she was drunk And now hes got a child out of wedlock It's dealing his career a fatal blow I asked him, Wheres the baby? He said, Jason, buddy, maybe now you see Why fuckin Scrappys gotta go!
All cartoons are fuckin' dicks They get their kicks from being pricks It's a quirk, we just can't fix 'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks
Wow, Scrappy is the bastard child of Scooby and Daphne? Shocking, isnt it? Yeah! Hey, you douche bags wanna wrap this up? So let us leave you now with one suggestion A bit of wisdom you can take for free The Mickeys and the Goofys and the Daffys Are not the gentle souls they seem to be So anytime Sylvester catches Tweety Or Tom has got poor Jerry in a fix (He's in a fix!) Sit back and just observe it Cause the little shits deserve it For all cartoons are fuckin' dicks So! When do we get to the 'off-color' part of the album?
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