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Legally Blonde
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Chip On My Shoulder
作詞:Nell Dunbar Benjamin, Laurence O'keefe
Woah, Elle, what's up doc? Love, excuse me? I put my faith in love I followed where it led
Love led you here? To my personal circle of hell It has not worked out well I wish that I were dead
'Cause instead of a wedding and love I'm flunking out of school, a total laughingstock Someone, he and his friends can just mock So, go on, here's my head, just hit it with a rock
Wait, go back You came out here to follow a man? Harvard Law was just part of that plan? Man, what rich romantic planet are you from? Malibu?
Instead of lying outside by the pool You stalk some guy to an Ivy League school? That's the weirdest reason I Well, why'd you come?
Okay, I grew up in the Roxbury slums With my mom and a series of bums Guys who showed me all the ways a man can fail
I got through law school by busting my ass Worked two jobs, in addition to class So, forgive me for not weeping at your tale
Oh well, excuse me Just because you've got some Kind of chip on your shoulder You know what? You're right
There's a chip on my shoulder and it's big as a boulder With the chance I've been given, I'm gonna be driven as hell I'm so close I can taste it, so, I'm not gonna waste it Yeah, there's a chip on my shoulder, you might wanna get one as well
I'm sorry, but that sounds highly negative Wait, two jobs plus law school? How do you do it? Well, I don't go to parties a lot, not good use of the time that I've got Can't spend hours doin' my hair and stayin' in shape I don't spend hours
But I know it'll all be worthwhile When I win my first lucrative trial And buy my mom that great big house out on the cape Oh, that's so sweet
No, that's the chip on my shoulder, I hugged my mom and told her With the chance I've been given, I'm gonna be driven as hell Though I can't take the day off, I just think of the payoff You need a chip on your shoulder, Little Miss Woods comma Elle
I just need to prove to everyone that I'm serious What you need is to get to work Where are your law books? Well, I know they're here somewhere
You know, this vanity's real picturesque But it started its life as a desk Clear it off and find some room for books instead What are you doing?
Can you live without this? Can you live without that? I don't know what this is It's for hair, wear a hat
Spend some time improving what's inside your head Out, out, put it in storage, sell it on eBay, leave it behind Out, out, what, are you angry? Good, so get angry You may find the chip on your shoulder
Ooh, the room just got colder, hey But with the chance you've been given Why are you not driven as hell?
There's just no way around it You gotta plow through till you found it Been reading it hard, I can tell
â€~Tis a gift to be simple, â€~tis a gift to be free Bye, Warner, have a great Thanksgiving Say, hi to your Mom and dad for me And Grandma Bootsie
Define, 'Malum prohibitum' 'Malum prohibitum' is an act prohibited by Prohibited by law like jaywalking Or chewing gum in Singapore
Therefore, 'Malum in se' Is an action that's evil in itself Assault, murder White shoes after Labor Day
Good, where are you going? Home, of course, it's Thanksgiving break, remember? Interesting, what? Well, I predict you will probably pass
Yes, in the bottom percent of your class What? If you're going for mediocre? You've done great 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 That's not fair
Look, they laughed at me like they're laughing at you We can't win, if we don't follow through Might I venture, your vacation plans can wait Why do you always have to be right?
Gloria, in excelsis Deo Bye, Warner, ‽Merry Christmas†Enjoy Bayo
Emmett, for you Not as good as going home for Christmas But, you are too sweet It's a real time saver, shampoo and conditioner in one
Thank you, you are so adorable to think of me Elle, hey, Warner, have you seen Vivian? I have been looking for her everywhere Yeah, I, I mean no
Great, we're gonna miss our flight Elle? I don't know if you've noticed before But each time Warner walks through the door Your IQ goes down to forty, maybe less
Though it's hardly my business to say Could it be the real thing in your way Is the very guy you're trying to impress
Yes, I've been smiling and sweet And thoroughly beaten, blowing my chance Let's not chase him away Let's face him and say, 'Hey punk, let's dance'
This chip on my shoulder Makes me smarter and bolder No more whining or blaming I am reclaiming my pride
Grab that book and let's do this Instead of doodling hearts all through this Now there's a chip on my shoulder Let's see him knock it aside
Ah, daughter of Delta Nu Show him that you're no fool Daughter of Delta Nu Go back to school with a big chip on your shoulder
Mr. Ladimer was clearly within his rights to ask for visitation Without his sperm, the child in question wouldn't exist Now you're thinking like a lawyer
Yes, Miss Woods Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point But did the defendant keep a log Of every sperm emission made throughout his life?
Interesting, why do you ask? Well, unless the defendant attempted to contact every sexual encounter To find out if a child resulted from those unions He has no parental claim over this child whatsoever Why now? Why this sperm? I see your point
And by Mr. Huntington's standards All masturbatory emissions where The sperm was clearly not seeking an egg Would be called reckless abandonment
Miss Woods, you just won your case Omigod Wait, hold on, we just won the case Omigod, Elle got all up in Warner's face Omigod, I am starting to like this place
Yes, omigod Miss Woods, excellent work today I assume you're applying for my internship, do you have a resume? I am one step ahead of you Here you go and thanks in advance for your consideration
Dear God, it's scented Three months ago, I would have recycled this Make sure to put it on file
Guess, she got a chip on her shoulder Maybe some wise man told her With the chance we've been given We gotta be driven as hell
She was something to see there I'm just happy I could be there First big test and she aced it She's so close, she can taste it
She got a chip on her shoulder Guess, you never can tell With little Miss Woods comma Elle
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