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Brian Haner
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Eileen (The TSA Song)
In the airport line where my patient's wearing thin? Put my shoes in a big plastic bin And the red light flashed as I passed trough the metal detector She looked me up and down with a glare kind of mean The badge on her shirt said her name was Eileen And a rubber glove snapped as she said I need to inspect ya She stroked my thighs gave my butt a squeeze She fondled my daddy parts without saying please My heart was beating fast, my face was feeling flushed I went all tingly then I turned to mush I tried to warn her, she wouldn't listen I've been with hookers who weren't nearly this efficient I was scared to death but I think I help her self-esteem She was smiling, no longer serving? As our business ended prematurely I just wished to god that I hadn't screamed oh, oh, oh, Eileen I wanted to run yeah I wanted to hide But my shoes had to come out the other side So I stood there ignoring the crowd like nothing happened I saw a woman point and laugh Till she saw her better half Jumping line behind me so she slapped him She checked my passport expiration date Slid it under a lamp to see that it was fake 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 Standing next to that black light She looked like crime scene from CSI Though we were done with? There was no denying in the attraction She leaned in close and whispered: have a nice day She was chuppy, I was smitten We were just like Monica and Clinton Like a king be giving honey to his TSA queen oh, oh, oh, Eileen Now i fly everyday, just for fun Cause she won't stop once she has begun Till I tap her on the head, and let her know I'm done It's worth the money, I'm spending Cause I get frequent flyer miles and a happy ending And I'm ready for a nap just as soon I take my seat She's very strict, I must confess It's gotta be three ounces or less Then I tie my shoe and leave a twenty on the x-ray machine oh, oh, oh, Eileen Eileen Eileen Eileen
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