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Brian Regan
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You Too & Stuff
Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen, Brian Regan!:Cheering: Brian:Alright, How ya doin' folks?:Feedback: It's like you're al sittin' there, 'Hey pal, you got some jokes?':Laughing: 'Why don't you start crankin' 'em out, circus boy?:Laughing: It's good to be here. Just tryin' to go through life without looking stupid...: Laughing: It's not workin' out too well...: Laughing: Sometimes you'll say the wrong thing at the right time and feel stupid. Somethin' like, 'You too!': Laughing: I was gettin' out of a cab at the airport and the driver goes, 'Hey have a nice flight!' 'You tow!': Laughing: 'You too, you have a nice flight too, in case you ever fly someday.': Laughing: 'Don't even look at me, I'm a moron.': Laughing: Don't know when to say the 'You too' phrase.: Laughing: Can't handle it.: Laughing: I never learn, you know. A waitress will bring my meal. 'Hey, enjoy your meal.' 'You tow!': Laughing: 'But you don't have one, do ya? I'm a dufus!': Laughing: 'If you do eat, enjoy it when you eat it if you have a break or something, later!': Laughing: 'If you get an opportunity, that's all I'm tryin' to say!': Laughing: 'That's all that I'm drivin' at, really! If you think about it...': laughing: '...That's all.': Laugihng: You ever start to say somethin' and in the middle of what you're sayin' you decide to say somethin' else, completely?: Laughing: You know, there's already words out there.: Laughing: These friends were leaving the other day and I started to say, 'Hey, take care!' And I decided to say 'Good luck!' Instead like halfway through, you know.: Laughing: So it came out neither, 'See you later, Brian!' 'Take... luck!': Laughing: 'Take luck and care... take... care of the luck. Good luck take care of the... the luck that you might have.': Laughing: 'If you have luck, take it, care for it. Take luck care of it... when you take luck care of...': Brian shouting gibberish:: Laughing: Be sure you're seein' them again...: Laughing: 'So how do you know that guy back ther, huh?': Laughing: I'm always puttin' my foot in my mouth. I don't stop to think, you know, 'Oh no, words are coming out! Oh no!': Laughing: 'I'm not thinkin' of what I said!': Laughing: Like I met this woman recently, I could've sworn she was pregnant. Let me tell ya.: Crowd 'Aw's: I know now...: Laughing: I think the rule is, 'Don't guess at that, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever...': Laughing: 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 Somethin' like that. When you have enough 'evers' memorized, you know? So I say, 'Hey, when's that BA-by due?!' You ever feel a word coming out but it's to late to stop it?: Laughing: It's... it's comin' out and loud, 'Oh hey when's that BA-by due?! BABY?!': Laughing: 'What baby?': Weird Authentic Brian Regan Sounds:: Laughing: 'At the zoo! That... the pandas!': Laughing: 'The neigbors are tryin' to have one, you know. Thought we'd talk about. Talk about the... fluffy zoo animals. I hear they get them over there, you can... you know, look at 'em...': Laughing: 'If you want... touch 'em...': Laughing: Have you ever guessed somebody's gender wrong? 'Cause no recoverin' from that!': Laughing: You just gotta move on 'cause you aint wrigglin' outta nothin', ya know?: Laughing: 'Hey uh, excuse me sir?' 'Ma'am!' 'Ok!': Laughing: 'Ok, bye! Bye human!': Laughing: 'Bye, person! Nice to meet you, individual!': Laughing: I can't remember names... And I'm always tryin' to do the nickname thing to get out of it, everybody knows what you're tryin' to pull, you know? 'Hey... Buckaroo?...': Laughing: 'My name's not Buckaroo.' 'Sure, sure it is, Pardner?...': Laughing: Some people get really upset if you get their names wrong, especially is they have a name that's similar to another name. Carolin and Caroline. They got a thing about that, man. Don't get that wrong, 'cause they're gonna drill ya!: Laughing: 'Hey Carol... in?' 'It's CaroLINE. It's CaroLINE Brian...': Laughing: 'It's BriON!': Laughing: 'Yes, my name is BRION! It's very hard to say my name correctly!': Laughing: 'Cause my name is BRIONNGA!': Laughing: Can you say that? Very few can... Correctly.: Laughing: END
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