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Cledus T. Judd
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Willie's Got a Big Deck
Lyricist:Christopher Clark, Cledus Judd, James Barry Poole, Paula Taylor
What time is it? 6:30 in the morning my gosh Willie, Willie, what are you doing over there? Building the Taj Mahal? It's Sunday morning, it's 6:30 Can't that wait till Monday? What are you putting up over there a log cabin? God I wish he'd move
Yeah, I bought a little house in a west side neighborhood The girls came over to party and life was good Till Willie moved in next door and he's made my life a wreck Now the girls are always over at Willie's 'cause Willie's got a big deck
With a hot tub on it and the girls really want it There's a band playin' and lots of thong bikinis There's a barbecue grill in the corner and they're eatin' weenies Check out the blonde on the hot tub ladder I guess it just goes to show size does matter Willie's got a big deck
I decided to get some redecoratin' done I got some plants, made sure they were well hung I thought a long hot tannin' bed might do the trick But all I got was this tan and Willie's got a big deck
With hot babes on it and they know how to flaunt it Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com In those itsy bittsy teeny weeny yellow dental floss bikinis They're drinkin' frou frou drinks with umbrellas and they're burnin' tikis Check out the twins on that hot tub ladder I guess it just goes to show size does matter 'Cause Willie's got a big deck
Well, if you can't beat 'em might as well join 'em And that's exactly what I did Now me and Big Willie are the best of friends And some day I'm gonna be like him 'Cause Willie's got a big deck
With my tannin' bed on it and the girls really want it The hot tub's bubblin' over with thong bikinis They're funnelin' beer and sippin' martinis There's a naked redhead everybody's staring at her Willie showed us all size does matter 'Cause Willie's got a big deck
Hey you know mine might not be as big as Willie's but it's, all I got You know I was thinkin' about addin' on what do they call it? Like an add-a-deck-tomy? Whew that's a lot of wood right there Big deck
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