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Boyfriend Parody
If I was your boyfriend, I'd buy you a horse. Make you some dinner and drive you in my Porshe. Gurl, I got chocolates and a big vase of flowers! I'm like Yoda - I got superpowers! Shoes, shoes, shoes, on you! I'm saving all these shoes for a girl like you! I can wash your cat, and even do your nails, I would play with your hair and make a ponytail! I want your dad to be friends with me.: c Hey gurl, watch me work out! Yeah! If I was your boyfriend, I'd wear the best colone! I would shower daily, and carve you out of stone! I would be like Harry, and grow out all my hair! If I was your boyfriend, I'd wear the best colone! I'd buy your dog a bone! Tell me 'bout your mom, yeah, tell me 'bout your dad! I like to meet parents, they make me really glad! I always fight hobos; but girl not you! But your butt looks really good in those jeans, true. Babies, babies, gurl I love babies! I'd massage your toes and check for rabies. I don't wanna smooch and I don't wanna dance! I just wanna show you my collection of plants. ^.^ Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I want your dad to be friends with me.: c Hey gurl, watch me work out! Yeah! If I was your boyfriend, I'd wear the best colone! I would shower daily, and carve you out of stone! I would be like Harry, and grow out all my hair! If I was your boyfriend, I'd wear the best colone! I'd buy your dog a bone! So give me a Lance, 'cause I really miss Nsync.: c They were really nice but then the Joe Bros came. -.- I love the Jonas Brothers, but gurl I love you more! And I wish I could sing. If Lance could sing it, Harry could too! If I was your boyfriend, I'd wear the best colone! I would shower daily, and carve you out of stone! I would be like Harry, and grow out all my hair! If I was your boyfriend, I'd wear the best colone! I'd buy your dog a bone! And I'll buy you One Direction tickets! Okay? c:
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