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Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
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Sheriff Fatman
Lyricist:Carter, Morrison
Now, Sheriff Fatman started out In business, a granny farmer He was infamous for fifteen minutes And he appeared on Panorama
But then he somehow got himself on board The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme With a Prince of Wales award For pushing Valium and amphetamines
Moving up onto second base Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface Six foot six and a hundred tons The undisputed king of the slum
More aliases than Klaus Barbie The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea Just about to take the stage The one and only, hold the front page
Fatman's got something to sell To the capitol's homeless At the Crossroads Hotel For the no-fixed-abodeless
Where you can live life in style You can sleep in a closet And if you flash him a smile He'll take your teeth as deposit
There's bats in the belfry The windows are jammed The toilets ain't healthy And he don't give a damn
He just chuckles and smiles Laughs like a madman Born again Rachman Here comes Sheriff Fatman
With his Valium, amphetamines His sick notes and his phony prescriptions Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com And just when you thought it was safe To go back into kitchen
Dead legs and cracked heads Bunk-beds and breakfasts Hey, hey, hey, cherish one
Moving up onto second base Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface Six foot six and a hundred tons The undisputed king of slums
More aliases than Klaus Barbie The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea Just about to take the stage The one and only, hold the front page
Moving up now to take the place Of Nicholas Van Wotsisface Six foot six and a hundred tons The undisputed king of the slums
With more aliases than Klaus Barbie The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea In a hatchback from Notre Dame The one and only Sheriff Fatman
In goes another left hook and now I'm losing my patience Someone call up Roger Cook and the United Nations He's buying up houses for the has beens and helping From Lands End to South end to Chelsea
There's bats in the belfry The windows are jammed The toilets ain't healthy He don't give a damn
He just chuckles and smiles Laughs like a madman Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Sheriff Fatman Sheriff Fatman, Sheriff Fatman, Sheriff Fatman, brainchumps
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