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Jenna Marbles
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100th Video
One time a giraffe and a unicorn had drinks (Beers!) in the magical land of almost... Canada Mordor (Mordor!) the giraffe got the unicorn drunk, and took her home (sex) and nine months later, a Jenna was born A Jennarafficorn! Acorn! Bacorn! Isn't a word, but it's acorn bacon Just, FYI (Facts!) The giraffe and the unicorn taught the Jennarafficorn how to walk (Legs!) and talk and read and write, and she had braces for four whole years It was weird (Awkward!) She moved to Boston to pursue her dream of... (Nothing!) And attended Hogwarts and got mad degrees She learned all about confetti and cupcakes (Mmm!) and softball (Heeaa!) and looked... awkward (so weird!) (Bill Nye the science guy!) But then came a Marble (Mister Marbles!) The most beautiful Marble there ever was (so hot!) He got her a computer and taught her how to edit videos (Steve Jobs!) and people watch them for no reason Seriously why are you still watching this? No one knows Except that koala over there Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com just kidding it's a narwhal just kidding it's Paula Dean riding a narwhal Just kidding Look at this! Then so many people watched her videos that she had to call her mom and tell her about it and apologize for swearing on the internet (fuck you bitch) Spiderman was there and saw the whole thing happen and didn't do anything You're useless (titties) Now look at this! And this! Then came a Kermit (Kermit!) The most majestic Kermit there ever was He taught the world how to be a silver unicorn and made them happy and looked like Snoop Dogg and the three of them became a family Happiest family there ever was But since they both have dicks sometimes it gets weird (Double dicks!) Baby gerbils are gross (aliens) Are coming to make butt sex with you One butthole at a time (Pikaaaaaa!) And now the Jennarafficorn has uploaded 100 videos Most of them are terrible I still don't know why you're watching But I wanted to thank you for being on this life journey with me Thank you for being my internet friend This is me giving you a hug More titties Cereal is delicious magic magic magic What's the opposite of a penis? Pandas *aha* Are you smiling?
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