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Robert Lund
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Life In The Bat Cave
He was a tall, moody man, and a billionaire orphan He looked a bit like George Clooney His partner was young, with excessive endorphins And certifiably looney They had awesome abs and triceps, and their hair smelled great They said 'it's platonic,' they said they were straight They had one thing in common, they looked good in tights They wore lycra and latex on those crazy Gotham nights And it was Life in the Bat Cave Surely they could use some blinds Life in the Bat Cave, uh-huh 'For today's traing, Dick, I want you to practice sliding down the Bat-Pole. Be sure to grip it with both hands.' Holy Bat Guano! Holy Bat-Bong! Alyssa Milano is not in this song They had all the right gadgets, and their crib was unreal With the Alfred-est butler, and the Bat-est mobile They had bats in the belfty, bat-poop insane Was the whole city clueless? Dude was clearly Bruce Wayne Out every evening, finding hotties to save So who pimped the grotto? Extreme Makeover Cave Edition, Life in the Bat Cave Call me on the fruit bat line Life in the Bat Cave, uh-huh Life in the Bat Cave Wear a cape all the time Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Life in the Bat Cave, uh-huh 'Holy Soiled Synthetics, Batman! Can I borrow a Bat-Wipe?' Jokers and Riddlers, and Penguins and worse Meant less time for drag racing with the Ghostbusters hearse Bruce said 'Listen, Robin, why are crooks all costumed freaks? All our wacky nemesis-es must have been drama geeks.' Dick said 'Call the doctor, last week when I got smashed I must've messed with Poison Ivy, 'cause now I've got this rash.' They were the gothest goths in Gotham, livin' out the bat dream Though people yelled out, 'You BAT... for the other team!' And it was Life in the Bat Cave Ain't that Christian Bale just fine? Life in the Bat Cave, uh-huh Life in the Bat Cave Kickin' bats, takin' names Life in the Bat Cave, uh-huh Oh, gee, sorry I missed your BAT mitzvah I was in BATon Rouge With an acroBAT On sabBATical Playing Mortal KomBAT …Hey, look, it's Casey at the BAT
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