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Adam Sandler
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Oh Mom
[Silverware clicking] M1:'Can you pass the beats please?' F1: 'Here you go' M1: 'Thanks' Brad: 'Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I'm gonna go if that's ok with you.' Mom: 'NOOO!!' Brad: 'Why not Mom?' F1: 'Yeah, why mom? He should go.' Brad: 'It's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people...' Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!' Brad: 'Oh mom...' Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!' F1: 'Don't wory Brad.'
F2: 'Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it. What do you think? Mom: 'NOOO!!' F2: 'Really? I really like it...' Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!' F2: 'Oh mom, who is?' Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!' F2: 'Mom, you're so paranoid.' Mom: 'NOOO!!'
M3: 'Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for Little League try-outs.' Mom: 'NOOO!!' M3: 'Yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock...' Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!' M3: 'Do you think you could drop me off there?...' Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!' M3: 'How am I gonna get there?' Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!' M3: 'I'll walk I guess.' Mom: 'NOOO!!'
Cindy: 'Mom, can you pass the salad dressing?' Mom: 'NOOO!!' Cindy: 'Please?' Mom: 'NOOO!!' Cindy: 'Come on, mom.' Mom: 'NOOO!!' Brad: 'I'll get it for you Cindy.' Cindy: 'Thanks Brad.' Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!' Cindy: 'Thanks for the tip, Ma.' Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
Brad: 'Hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream.' Mom: 'NOOO!!' Brad: 'Why are we eating inside? It's a beautiful night. We need to get out more.' Mom: 'NOOO!!' Cindy: 'Mother, Brad is right.' Mom: 'NOOO!!' Cindy: 'We should go out, it'll be fun.' Mom: 'NOOO!!' Cindy: 'Come on, let's go, I could go for some Maple Walnut.' Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!' M3: 'Yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time.' Mom: 'NOOO!!' Cindy: 'You wanna come Dave?' Mom: 'NOOO!!' Dave: 'No, I'll hang out with mom.' M1: 'You sure?' Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!' Dave: 'Yeah, go without me.' M3: 'All right, see you guys later.' Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
Dave: 'How are you, mom? Great meal tonight. Sure is... You sure know how to cook! Boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady. Say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend Barry?' Mom: 'NOOO!!' Dave: 'Please?' Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!' Dave: 'Mom, you're over reacting!' Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!' Dave: 'Why are you so overprotective!?' Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!' Dave: 'Mom! I'm going to the ice cream place! You're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!' [Bangs on the table, gets up] Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at you!' [Screen door closes] Mom: 'They're all gonna laugh at him!'
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