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Adam Sandler
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Fatty Mcgee
[Talking quietly] M1:'Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man.' M2: 'We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!' M1: 'And it counts for 80 percent of our grade.' M2: 'Well we better study our butts off.' M1: 'Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library.' M2: 'Ok, enough talking, let's study!' M1: 'All right.' [Turning pages]
[Heavy steps] M2: 'Uh oh' M1: 'Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming. We'll never get any studying done with him in the library.' [Heavy steps continue] M2: 'Oh god, he's taking the stairs! That means he's going to be way out of breath!'
[Fatty whining, try to catch breath] M1: 'Oh no, he's going to sit with us.' Fatty: [Annoying whining voice]'Hey fellas, studying for the big test?' M1: 'Uh, yes Fatty, we were.' Fatty: [Still trying to catch breath]'Great! I'll join ya.' [Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly] M2: 'Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?' Fatty: 'No, no, I'm catching it!' [Fatty continuing to whine and snort] M1: 'Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate.' Fatty: [Continuing to wheeze and whine louder]'Sure, no problem.' M1: 'Oh man.' Fatty: [Still snorting and whining loudly]'This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know.' [Whining continues even louder] M1: 'Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that.' [Wheezing continues a little softer] M2: 'Fatty! Please keep it down!'
[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
M2: 'Is he sleeping!?' M1: 'No, it's his deviated sceptum. Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down.' [Snoring stops, more weird noise starts] M2: 'Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?' Fatty: [Pausing, snorting]'I'm trying.' [Whining continues] M1: 'Fatty, you know what's going to happen! Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!' [Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous] M2: 'Oh no, that one's going to do it!'
[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling] M2: 'Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!' Fatty: [Continuing his LOUD annoying whine]'I'm sorry!' Fireman Ray: 'Fire! Man the building!' M1: 'Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm.' Fireman Ray: 'Fatty McGee, is that you again!?' Fatty: [Stillin whining annoyingly]'Yes.' [Snort]'Sorry.' [Snort] Fireman Ray: 'Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?' Fatty: [Whiney voice]'But I like the stairs!' Fireman Ray: [annoyed]'Why!?' Fatty: [Still whining horribly]'They're fun!' Fireman Ray: 'Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!' [Everyone laughing at stupid joke] [Raspberry]
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