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Twisted Chicago Cast
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I Steal Everything
ALADDIN Want food, but got no money? I'm screwed, or so it would seem That's why I came up with this brilliant scheme Just steal everything! Alright, monkey, let's feast! Ugh. Raisins. I hate raisins. Hey, little orphaned kids, you guys hungry? Want some bread? ORPHANED KIDS We do, sir. ALADDIN Fetch, you fucks! For real, I'm not that picky I'll steal whatever's in sight Don't judge, 'cause you don't understand my plight ORPHANED KID Hey, my crutch! ALADDIN It's mine now, loser. I steal everything. CITIZEN Bread! Bread for sale! Reasonably priced for these hard times! ALADDIN Ah, hey there, friendo! CITIZEN Not you again! Please, you just stole a loaf of bread from me this morning! ALADDIN Yeah, and you gotta stop putting raisins in it, man. I hate raisins. I was talkin' to Monkey about it, and he thinks we should just kill you! But I was like, no, Monkey, that's crazy But now I'm kinda thinking... yeah. No more fucking raisins. Did you know in this barbaric country They only give you money if you work Thanks, but no thanks, man I'll keep stealing all I can Instead of being a facist yuppy jerk CITIZENS Hippie! Fucker! Slacker! ALADDIN Sucker! Who would seek employment When life offers such enjoyment? Anything I get, I could get for free Besides, the economy's shit So I make haste for making exits Get chased by a murderous mob 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 Hey man, still beats getting a job Am I right? WOMAN Getting in trouble a little early today, aren't we Aladdin? ALADDIN You're only in trouble if you get caught. WOMAN Aladdin? ALADDIN I'm in trouble. WOMAN After that night we spent together, my belly grows big with child. My father says that you must marry me now, or I'll bring dishonor to my entire family. ALADDIN Woah, woah, woah, woah I can't give up on my dreams and settle down just 'cause your dad's being a dick. Besides, if I do marry, I want it to be for love. WOMAN Aladdin... I understand. ALADDIN You're such a special girl, Jezabel. WOMAN Who's Jezabel?! ALADDIN Uh oh. Busted. WOMAN Asshole! ALADDIN Oh, wow. WOMAN'S FATHER Douchebag! ALADDIN Hey now! Just one question, why, man? WOMAN'S FATHER 'Cause you stole my daughter's hymen! ALADDIN That's completely fair, but in my defense, Dude, your daughter's hot. I feel that it's my duty to steal, 'cause stealing's an art I'll steal clothing and shelter, whatever I lack Candy from babies, the shirt off your back! Credit indentities, thunder and seams Intellectual property, whatever that means. And if you'll look closer This poor little orphan will steal your heart.
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