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No One Remembers Achmed
SOLDIERS In your homeland you're a legend All the people know your name On the battlefield and off you are superior ACHMED I know. In the kingdom though I'm finding that my only claim to fame is an incident involving my posterior (Posterior) Please. I've won scores of bloody wars and mopped the floors with my foes, but no one remembers Achmed. I've eviscerated peasants from their heads down to their toes, but no one remembers Achmed. Say my name in these parts And you'll get a vacant stare, until you mention tigers, or spotted underwear! (Spotted underwear!) So to restore my rebut as a fierce fearsome brute, there's only one route I see. Arrange the slaughter of millions, of innocent civilians, then they'll remember me! The kingdom has oppressed us for years! Stripped us of our most basic rights, our dignity, our pants! But I've been ignored for too long. We're going to war! SOLDIERS Caked in mud or drenched in blood You smell as fresh as a flower (I guess) But no one remembers Achmed You can pleasure 60 concubines In on-ly an hour! (Less!) But no one remembers Achmed ACHMED Back home I was a hero, ladies trembled when I spoke. But here the women treat me like a throwaway joke (Throw him away) I'm a god on earth but darnit even deities incarnate now and then can feel a little insecure (insecure) 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 All I want is some affection. These rejections are almost too much to endure (To endure, look at all he must endure) Am I not a thing of beauty? Don't you want a piece of this? Wouldn't you happily give up all of your worldly possessions Just to greet me when I come home from a one-sided massacre And bathe my sweaty, bloody body with your tongue? SOLDIERS You ooze sex when you flex Those impeccable pecs ACHMED But the princess rejects me still She may not love me yet, but I'm willing to bet that once I kill all her people she will! (Yes she will, yes she absolutely will!) Let them laugh, that's just fine, but the last laugh will be mine SOLDIERS 'Cause they can't laugh when they're all dead! I'll make them all regret the day they chose to forget (what's that name, everyone?) Tiger fucker! ACHMED No! Like I said, what's that name? SOLDIERS You're the cock of the walk with abs as hard as a rock. Nevermore will they mock you Achmed! He fucked a tiger! (I did not fuck a tiger!) They'll remember Achmed! They'll remember Achmed! They'll remember Achmed! (They'll remember me!) Tiger fucker! Tiger fucker! Achmed is a tiger fucker! They'll remember Achmed, the tiger fucking man!
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