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Cledus T. Judd
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A Great Day To Be A Guy
Ive got socks dryin' in the microwave hair on my back I dont plan to shave I got the house to myself while the wife's away I'll be rockin all night!
I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew Lounge in my boxers like I used to do, there'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube, no... I'll be watchin the fight.
Well, It's a great day to be a guy; playin' cards with my buddies until sunrise, You know...I never thought that my neighbor would be sunbathing topless, Lord she sure looks good.
I caught a ten pound bass out on the lake played eighteen holes with my best friend Jake. Best balls I hit is when I stepped on a rake well that wasn't too bright.
Now I look in the fridge, what do I see? Last night's pizza starin back at me- pepperoni and anchovies- what a beautiful sight!!
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Well its a great day to be a guy Buck-naked in my lawn chair, swatting at flies Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill I don't wanna burn the weiners but I probably will
That fried bologna and cheese macaroni tasted good this afternoon, but now I'm passin some serious gas and I might have to leave the room...
Well, I might go get me a new hairdo, spend a couple of hours at a tanning booth might even get me a gold front tooth (oh ah!)
And its a great day to be a guy, but when my wife gets home she's going to tan my hide. I'll be hung over but lookin' good from a weekend of relivin' my bachelorhood
It's a great day to be a guy, but another week of this and I'll probably die I tend to party harder than I should When my wife's not here to make me be good...
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